$12 Million Dollar Blow Job – Monica Lewinsky’s Biggest Hit !
on Tuesday, July 23, 2013
$12 Million Dollar Blow Job
Monica Lewinsky’s Biggest Hit
By Scott Rohter, July 2013
Are Monica Lewinsky’s new memoirs about her old encounters with President Clinton going to be a big hit this year or not ?
In the words of Bill Clinton from twenty years ago, “It all depends on what the definition of is.., is” – Bill Clinton
She’s back!… The lovely Monica Lewinsky is twenty years older now, and looking remarkably more beautiful than ever. She looks even prettier than she did when she first made front page news for her little tryst with President Bill Clinton in the Oval Office. Now she is trying to promote her idea for a book containing her memoirs. In her new book she will tell us everything that we don’t need to know anymore about her old affair with a much younger Bill Clinton. That was twenty years ago when she was just a young White House intern. I thought we already heard everything that went on between her and old “B.J.” but I guess I was wrong. So what is supposedly new that Monica Lewinsky is going to reveal in her memoirs? And why is it relevant today? It’s been almost two decades since she was the sexy star of Bill Clinton’s kinky extra marital activities. He is not news anymore and neither is she. Life has moved on for everybody… everybody except Monica. Ten minutes on her knees under the Lincoln desk with that degenerate old President’s cigar indiscretely wedged between her much younger thighs, and old “B.J.” just as stiff as a board sitting in the chair enjoying the time of his life is not news anymore. It is irrelevant in 2014… unless of course the Republicans are planning to dig up ancient history in order to bolster their 2016 Presidential aspirations. Now they wouldn’t do something like that would they?
Monica Lewinsky was just a young White House intern in the 1990s and she was definitely taken advantage of by President Bill Clinton, but this is 2014. She was definitely used by the Republican Party back then and by the mainstream media, and now she is going to be used by them again. She is going to be fodder for the news media and she is going to be re-used by the Republican Party. Doesn’t she ever learn? It doesn’t depend on what the definition of is,… is! She is going to be used by the Republican Party and by the media. And that old blue dress with the stain from Bill Clinton’s semen on it. I remember it so well. It proved that President Clinton could actually perform his job if he really wanted to. I wonder if Hillary has any stained dresses like that in her closet. Hmmm… But that dress is no longer admissible as evidence in the court of public opinion. The world has moved on. The Republican Party would be better off if they actually developed a plan of their own that resonated with the American public if they want to win the White House in 2016 instead of relying on the old Monica Lewinsky story to help defeat Hillary Clinton in the General Election… That “aint gonna” work, but apparently Monica’s publisher thinks it will make him a lot of money. Maybe Monica’s memoirs can be called, “At the Feet of President Clinton”. But if Hillary wins the White House in 2016 and if Monica uses that as the title for her new book then someone might reasonably ask which President Clinton she is talking about… Bill or Hillary?
It was rumored that one of the prospective publishers for Monica’s memoirs have offered her $12 million dollars to bare all… That’s a lot of money for her to tell every thing she knows about this old, sordid affair… every “blow by blow” detail…. with all of the salacious little intricacies that only Monica Lewinsky knows, about her close encounter with old B.J. Clinton… An optional title for her new memoirs just in case Hillary wins in 2016 could be, “Close Encounters of the Hard Kind”. Did I say hard? Well that was an unfortunate choice of words. This article is written mostly tongue in cheek instead of tongue in mouth or anywhere else where it doesn’t belong for that matter. I am sitting at my desk in my office and the last time I looked there isn’t any underage intern kneeling next to it ready to do whatever I want. And it doesn’t depend on what the definition of is, is… $12 million dollars is an awful lot of money for an old story like that.. and it is certainly more than Bill Clinton ever paid her for posing with his cigar between her legs.
So… is there really going to be a new book by Monica Lewinsky or isnt there? No one really seems to know. I can’t even verify that she actually wrote a book yet, more less that anyone has agreed to publish it.. There is so much crap out their on the internet about Monica Lewinsky… There are photos of models that look like her posing in provocative clothing. It is very hard to know what the truth really is. The closest I got to the truth was a Dec 5, 2012 press appearance at a publicity event that was held by Men’s Health and Best Life Magazines for the release of a new book they were going to publish called “Blunt”.. Is that going to be Monica Lewinsky’s new memoirs or isn’t it?… No one seems to know actually. Barnes and Nobles has no record of it. They have no record of any new books written by Monica Lewinsky… They don’t even have a record of a book called Blunt. The publisher of Men’s Health, and Best Life Magazines is Rodale Books. Their customer service department in New York City doesn’t know anything about a book called Blunt or any thing at all about Monica Lewinsky’s new memoirs. It is rumored that the Clintons have reached out to Monica Lewinsky and tried to persuade her not to publish her new memoirs. Maybe they have succeeded because its been over six months since that December press conference in New York City and there is still no evidence of any book by Monica Lewinsky. That is very interesting. Can anyone say Hillary Clinton in 2016 ? I wonder if the Clintons have actually paid Monica more not to bare everything in her new book than Bill Clinton ever gave her to take off everything .
It was rumored that Monica’s publisher was going to pay her $12 million dollars in cold, hard cash to reveal her intimate, personal experiences with the former President under his desk, beside the desk, and getting hammered on top of the desk after beign chased all around the desk by that degenerate old Democrat who occupied the White House during most of the 1990s, That would be William Jefferson aka “B.J.” Clinton. Oh by the way, it was the last time in her life that Monica Lewinsky was ever chased. (I mean chaste.) Boy oh boy, writing this article is just too much fun. And it was the last time that Monica Lewinsky was ever chased by anyone other than a reporter for the National Enquirer. She was supposedly going to tell everything in her new book just for those who wanted to fork over the $29.95 purchase price for another book about Washington scandals. Maybe the Clintons topped the publisher’s offer of 12 million dollars just to get her not to publish her memoirs. After all the Clinton’s have been cashing in lately. Bill has been traveling all over the world giving speeches on numerous subjects while raking in millions of dollars every times he opens his mouth, unlike Monica whenever she opens hers. They can certainly afford to pay Monica plenty just to keep hers shut now.
Personally I wouldn’t pay a dime to hear Bill Clinton speak about anything, But the Republicans are gambling that the American public want to hear him say “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” just one more time during Hillary Clinton’s 2016 Presidential campaign. We shall see if the Clintons are able to persuade Monica that it is in her own best interest and in the interest of the country to keep quiet now and not publish her memoirs. It would certainly be in Hillary’s best interest if she didn’t publish her book, especially if Hillary is intends to run for the White House in 2016. Monica was going to tell everything about her May – December relationship with the Democrat candidate’s unfaithful husband. It was an affair which included some pretty kinky sexual behavior according to Monica which Bill has tried to conceal for many years. May I suggest that you save your money and don’t waste it on Monica’s new tell-all book describing Bill Clinton’s peculiar sexual preferences with much younger women, assuming that the book ever does get published. Save your hard earned money and take your wife out to dinner instead… and tell her how much you love her, and don’t be an old fool like Bill Clinton.
A lack of morals in society is exactly what is wrong with our country today. Instead of being ashamed and embarrassed by her role in corrupting an entire generation of young Americans, Monica Lewinsky has decided to try to personally cash in from her sinful experiences with he former President more than two decades ago. Apparently the personal gratification that she received from “being with” the most powerful man in the free world wasn’t enough to satisfy her for a lifetime. It might be enough for Hillary to stand by her man, but it isn’t enough for Monica… She is ready for some payola and some more attention… The word is that she is broke. She can’t seem to find a job. and who can blame anyone for not hiring her? Who would hire someone whose name was Monica Lewinsky? It just begs too many questions. If she changed her name she would blend right in, or if she ever got married no one would even know who she was and they wouldn’t care about what she did in the past… People don’t really think poorly of her. They think poorly of the man who took advantage of her. But her name is going to be her un-doing, and it doesn’t depend on what the definition of is… is.
Perhaps after she makes the late night talk show rounds promoting her new literary endeavor, and after she receives some much needed attention… when they are all done interviewing her on Jay Leno and David Letterman, maybe she can give us an personal blow by blow demonstration of what really occurred in the “Oval Orifice” between her and the ignominious former leader of the free world. Are you up for that? Well Bill Clinton certainly was, and it sure beats the hell out of listening to Barack Obama for the next two years!
Corroborating Source Material
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206057/Monica-Lewinsky-writing-tell-memoir-needs-money.html
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