{"id":7855,"date":"2015-12-22T02:47:07","date_gmt":"2015-12-22T10:47:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/?p=7855"},"modified":"2015-12-24T23:16:35","modified_gmt":"2015-12-25T07:16:35","slug":"wham-bam-and-good-bye-graham-lindsey-graham-drops-out-of-the-2016-presidential-primary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wham-bam-and-good-bye-graham-lindsey-graham-drops-out-of-the-2016-presidential-primary\/","title":{"rendered":"Wham, Bam, and Good Bye Graham! – Lindsey Graham Drops Out of the 2016 Presidential Primary."},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"Lindsey<\/a><\/h1>\n

Wham, Bam, and Good Bye Graham <\/strong><\/h1>\n

\u00a0Lindsey Graham Drops Out of the 2016 Presidential Primary<\/strong><\/h1>\n

Now if He would just\u00a0Drop Out of the Senate too<\/strong><\/h1>\n

Scott Rohter, December 2015<\/p>\n

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That old Graham Cracker from South Carolina named Lindsey\u00a0 just dropped out of the Republican Presidential\u00a0Primary and it wasn\u2019t a moment too soon for me. He was starting to get on my nerves. So good bye to that stale old kookie. I won’t miss any more of his crummy campaign, or the\u00a0bitter agony of his\u00a0sweet defeat, and from what little I heard of his\u00a0speech upon leaving the race I thought\u00a0his\u00a0 remarks were absolutely tasteless. All the time he was running he was constantly spewing out hateful\u00a0comments about Donald Trump, but when it came time to cash in his chips like a man all he could do was whine like a baby. At least I won\u2019t have to listen to any more of his ridiculous campaign promises played over and over again on the mainstream media.<\/p>\n

Mr. Graham didn\u2019t like being relegated to the back stage in the undercard debates with all the rest of the underachievers in the GOP Primary. He\u00a0thought he deserved a place in the limelight, but\u00a0where else would you put a guy who pals around with John McCain and brags about how he would teach the Russians a major lesson if he was\u00a0elected President while he never got more than a measly one percent in the polls?\u00a0 I would have kept him off the main stage too, and I would\u00a0place him as far away from the levers of power as humanly possible because with his lack of diplomatic skills\u00a0he could actually trigger World War III. \u00a0<\/p>\n

I really never did like old Graham Crackers anyway. I\u00a0would much rather\u00a0have a Big Apple Pie served up by Donald Trump\u00a0than a stale, old Graham Cracker named Lindsey.<\/p>\n

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That old Graham Cracker from South Carolina named Lindsey just dropped out of the Republican Presidential Primary and it wasn\u2019t a moment too soon. He was starting to get on my nerves…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":7856,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[688,689],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7855"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7880,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7855\/revisions\/7880"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}