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<\/a><\/p>\n$12 Million Dollar Blow Job\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n Monica Lewinsky\u2019s Biggest Hit\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n By Scott Rohter,\u00a0July \u00a02013<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0Are Monica Lewinsky’s\u00a0new memoirs about her\u00a0old encounters with\u00a0President Clinton\u00a0going to be\u00a0a big hit\u00a0this year or not\u00a0? <\/em><\/p>\n In the words of Bill Clinton\u00a0from twenty years ago, “It all depends on what the definition of is.., is”\u00a0 –\u00a0<\/em> Bill Clinton<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Monica Lewinsky was\u00a0just a young White House intern in the 1990s and she was definitely\u00a0taken advantage of by\u00a0President Bill Clinton, but this is 2014. She was definitely used by the Republican Party back then and by the mainstream media, and now she\u00a0is going to\u00a0be\u00a0used by them again. She is going to be fodder for the news media and she is going to be re-used by the Republican Party. Doesn’t she ever learn?\u00a0 It doesn’t depend on what the definition of is,… is!\u00a0 She is<\/span> going to be used by the Republican\u00a0Party and by the media.\u00a0And that old blue dress with the stain from Bill Clinton’s semen on it.\u00a0I remember it\u00a0so well. It proved that President Clinton could actually perform his job if he\u00a0really wanted to. I wonder if Hillary has any stained dresses like that in her closet. Hmmm… But that dress is no longer\u00a0admissible as evidence in the court of public opinion.\u00a0The world has moved on. The Republican Party\u00a0would be\u00a0better off\u00a0if they actually developed a plan of their own that resonated with the American public if they want to win the White House in 2016 instead of relying on the old Monica Lewinsky story to\u00a0help defeat\u00a0Hillary Clinton in the General Election… That “aint gonna” work,\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span>but apparently\u00a0Monica’s publisher thinks\u00a0it will make him\u00a0a lot of money.\u00a0Maybe\u00a0Monica’s\u00a0memoirs can\u00a0be called, “At the\u00a0Feet of\u00a0President Clinton”.\u00a0\u00a0<\/em>\u00a0But if Hillary\u00a0wins the White House in 2016\u00a0 and if Monica uses that\u00a0as the title for her new book then\u00a0someone might reasonably ask which\u00a0President Clinton she is talking about…\u00a0Bill or Hillary?\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em>It was rumored that one of the prospective publishers for Monica’s\u00a0memoirs have offered her $12 million dollars to bare all\u2026 That’s a lot of money for her to tell every\u00a0thing\u00a0she knows about this old, sordid affair\u2026\u00a0every “blow by blow”<\/em> detail….\u00a0with all of the salacious little\u00a0intricacies that only Monica Lewinsky knows, about her\u00a0close encounter with\u00a0old B.J. Clinton…\u00a0An optional title for her new memoirs\u00a0just in case\u00a0Hillary wins in 2016\u00a0could be, “Close Encounters of the Hard Kind”.<\/em> Did I say\u00a0hard? Well that was an unfortunate choice of words.\u00a0 This\u00a0article is\u00a0written mostly tongue in cheek\u00a0instead of\u00a0tongue in mouth or anywhere else where it\u00a0doesn’t\u00a0belong\u00a0for that matter.\u00a0I am sitting at my<\/span> desk in my<\/span> office and\u00a0the last time I looked there isn’t any\u00a0underage\u00a0intern kneeling\u00a0next to it ready to do\u00a0whatever I want.\u00a0\u00a0And it doesn’t depend on what the definition of\u00a0is, is…\u00a0\u00a0 $12 million dollars is\u00a0an awful\u00a0lot of money for an old story like that.. and it is certainly more than Bill Clinton ever\u00a0paid her for posing with his cigar between her legs.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n So… is there really going to be a new\u00a0book\u00a0by Monica Lewinsky or isnt there?\u00a0No one really seems to know. I can’t even verify that she actually wrote\u00a0a book yet, more less that anyone has\u00a0agreed to publish it..\u00a0There is so much crap out their on the internet about Monica Lewinsky… There are photos of models that look like her posing\u00a0in provocative clothing. It is\u00a0very hard to know what the truth really is.\u00a0The closest I got to the truth\u00a0was a Dec 5, 2012 press appearance at a publicity event\u00a0that was held by\u00a0Men’s Health and Best Life Magazines<\/em> for the release of a new book\u00a0they were going to publish called “Blunt”<\/em>.. Is that going to be Monica Lewinsky’s new memoirs or isn’t it?… No one seems to know actually. Barnes and Nobles has no record of it. They have no record of any new books written by Monica Lewinsky… They don’t even have a record of a book called Blunt<\/span>.\u00a0 <\/em>The publisher of Men’s Health, and Best Life Magazines <\/em>is Rodale Books. <\/em>Their customer service department in New York City doesn’t know anything about a book called Blunt<\/em> or any thing at all about Monica Lewinsky’s new memoirs. It is rumored that the Clintons have reached out to\u00a0Monica Lewinsky\u00a0and tried to persuade her not to publish\u00a0her new memoirs.<\/span><\/span><\/span> Maybe they have succeeded because its been over six months since that December press conference in New York City and there is still no evidence of\u00a0any\u00a0book by Monica Lewinsky. That is very interesting. Can anyone say Hillary Clinton in 2016 ? I wonder if\u00a0the Clintons have actually paid\u00a0Monica more not<\/span> to bare\u00a0everything in\u00a0her new\u00a0book than Bill Clinton ever\u00a0gave her\u00a0to take\u00a0off everything .<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n It\u00a0was rumored that\u00a0Monica’s<\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0publisher was going to pay her $12 million dollars in cold, hard cash to reveal\u00a0her\u00a0intimate, personal experiences with the former President under his desk, beside the desk, and getting\u00a0hammered on top of the desk after beign chased\u00a0all around the desk by that degenerate old Democrat who occupied the White House during most of the 1990s, That would be William Jefferson aka “B.J.” Clinton. Oh by the way, it was\u00a0the last time in her\u00a0life that Monica Lewinsky was ever chased. (I mean chaste.) Boy oh boy, writing this article is\u00a0just\u00a0too\u00a0much\u00a0fun.\u00a0And it was the last time\u00a0that Monica Lewinsky was ever chased by anyone other than a reporter for the National Enquirer.\u00a0\u00a0She was supposedly going to tell\u00a0everything in\u00a0her new book just\u00a0for those who wanted\u00a0to\u00a0fork over\u00a0the\u00a0$29.95 purchase price for\u00a0another book\u00a0about Washington scandals.\u00a0Maybe the Clintons topped\u00a0the publisher’s\u00a0offer of 12 million dollars\u00a0just to get\u00a0her\u00a0not<\/span> to\u00a0publish her memoirs. \u00a0After all the Clinton’s have been cashing in lately. Bill has been traveling all\u00a0over the world giving speeches on numerous subjects while raking in millions of dollars every times he opens his\u00a0mouth, unlike Monica whenever she opens hers.\u00a0 They can certainly afford to pay\u00a0Monica plenty just to keep hers\u00a0shut now. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Personally I wouldn’t\u00a0pay\u00a0a dime\u00a0to hear Bill Clinton\u00a0speak\u00a0about\u00a0anything,\u00a0 But the Republicans are gambling that the American public want to hear him say\u00a0“I did not have sexual relations with that woman”\u00a0 <\/em>just one more time during Hillary Clinton’s 2016 Presidential campaign.\u00a0\u00a0We shall see if the Clintons are able to persuade\u00a0Monica\u00a0that it is in her own best interest and in\u00a0the\u00a0interest of the country to keep quiet now and not publish her\u00a0memoirs. It would certainly be in Hillary’s best interest\u00a0if she didn’t publish\u00a0her book, especially if Hillary is\u00a0intends to\u00a0run for the White House in 2016. Monica was going to\u00a0tell\u00a0everything about\u00a0her May \u2013 December relationship with\u00a0the\u00a0Democrat candidate’s\u00a0unfaithful husband. It was\u00a0an\u00a0affair which included some pretty kinky sexual\u00a0behavior according to Monica\u00a0which Bill has tried to conceal\u00a0for many years.\u00a0May I\u00a0suggest that you save your money\u00a0and don\u2019t\u00a0waste it on\u00a0Monica’s new\u00a0tell-all book\u00a0describing\u00a0Bill Clinton’s peculiar sexual preferences with\u00a0much younger women,\u00a0assuming that\u00a0the book ever\u00a0does get published. Save your hard earned money and take your wife out\u00a0to dinner instead… and tell her how much you love her, and don’t be an old fool like Bill Clinton. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Perhaps\u00a0after she makes the late night talk show rounds promoting her\u00a0new\u00a0literary endeavor,\u00a0and after she\u00a0receives some\u00a0much needed attention… when they are all done interviewing her on Jay Leno\u00a0and David Letterman, maybe she can give us an personal\u00a0blow by blow demonstration of what really\u00a0occurred in the “Oval Orifice” between her and\u00a0the\u00a0ignominious former leader of the free world.\u00a0Are you up for that? Well Bill Clinton\u00a0certainly was, and it sure beats the hell out of listening to Barack Obama for the next\u00a0two years!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Corroborating Source Material<\/strong><\/p>\n http:\/\/www.suntimes.com\/entertainment\/zwecker\/15766916-452\/monica-lewinsky-urged-by-clinton-friends-not-to-do-a-new-tell-all.html<\/a><\/p>\n http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2206057\/Monica-Lewinsky-writing-tell-memoir-needs-money.html<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\n <\/p>\n If you enjoyed this story then please subscribe to my free RSS Newsfeed right here and also on www.lessgovisthebestgov.com<\/a>\u00a0 Then join me and a fine group of patriots on a new social network www.wepluribus.net<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n She is back… The lovely Monica Lewinsky is twenty years older now, and looking remarkably more lovely than ever. She is back again trying to promote the idea for a new book containing her memoirs. In her new memoirs she will supposedly tell all. What memoirs you ask, and what more is there to tell? I thought we had heard just about everything that went on between her and Bill Clinton twenty years ago. What is supposedly new about her memoirs? Besides, who cares anymore anyway? It’s been over twenty years since her tobacco leafed tryst with the former President…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2900,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[391,389,390],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2899"}],"version-history":[{"count":130,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4800,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899\/revisions\/4800"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lessgovisthebestgov.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/a>She’s back!…\u00a0The lovely Monica Lewinsky is twenty years older now,\u00a0and looking remarkably\u00a0more\u00a0beautiful than ever.\u00a0 She\u00a0looks\u00a0even prettier\u00a0than she did when she first made front page news\u00a0for her\u00a0 little tryst with President Bill Clinton in the Oval Office. Now she is\u00a0trying to promote\u00a0her idea\u00a0for a\u00a0book containing her memoirs. In\u00a0her new book she will\u00a0tell\u00a0us everything that we don’t\u00a0need to know anymore about her\u00a0old affair with a much younger Bill Clinton.\u00a0That was\u00a0twenty years ago\u00a0when she was just\u00a0a young\u00a0White House intern.\u00a0\u00a0I thought we\u00a0already heard\u00a0everything that went on between her and old “B.J.”\u00a0 but I guess I was wrong. So what is supposedly new\u00a0that\u00a0Monica Lewinsky is going to\u00a0reveal in her memoirs?\u00a0 And why is it relevant today?\u00a0It’s been\u00a0almost two\u00a0decades\u00a0since\u00a0she was the sexy star of Bill Clinton’s kinky extra marital activities. He is not news anymore and neither is she. Life has moved on for everybody… everybody except Monica.\u00a0 Ten minutes on her knees\u00a0under the Lincoln desk\u00a0with that degenerate old President’s cigar indiscretely wedged\u00a0between her\u00a0much younger thighs, and old “B.J.” just as stiff as a board sitting in the\u00a0chair\u00a0enjoying the time of his life is not news anymore. It is\u00a0irrelevant in 2014… unless of course the Republicans are\u00a0planning to dig\u00a0up\u00a0ancient history\u00a0in order to bolster their 2016 Presidential aspirations. Now they wouldn’t do something like that would they?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/a>A lack of morals in\u00a0society\u00a0is exactly\u00a0what is wrong with our country today.\u00a0 Instead of being ashamed and embarrassed by her role in\u00a0corrupting an entire generation of young Americans,\u00a0Monica Lewinsky has decided to try to personally\u00a0cash in \u00a0from her sinful experiences with\u00a0 he former President\u00a0more than two decades ago. Apparently the personal gratification that she received from\u00a0“being with”<\/em> the most powerful man in the free world wasn\u2019t enough to satisfy her\u00a0for a lifetime. It might\u00a0be\u00a0enough\u00a0for Hillary to stand by\u00a0her man, but it\u00a0isn\u2019t enough for Monica…\u00a0\u00a0She is\u00a0ready for\u00a0some payola and some more attention…\u00a0The word is\u00a0that she is\u00a0broke.\u00a0She can’t seem to\u00a0find a job. and who\u00a0 can blame anyone for not hiring her? Who would\u00a0hire someone whose name was Monica Lewinsky? It just begs too many questions. If she\u00a0changed her name she would blend\u00a0right in, or\u00a0if she ever got married no one would even know who she was and\u00a0they wouldn’t\u00a0care about what she did in the\u00a0past… People don’t\u00a0really think poorly of her. They\u00a0think poorly of the man who took advantage of her. But\u00a0her name is going to be her un-doing, and it doesn’t depend on what the definition of is… is.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n