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Little Red Lying Hood and the Big Bad Wolf
A Very Grim and Scary Tale
-by Scott Rohter, October 2011
This is a story about Little Red Lying Hood and a big bad wolf, named Barack Obama. In the beginning of our story, Little Red Lying Hood leaves his boyhood home in Hawaii, and travels through ‘the woods’ to Indonesia, where he attends an Islamic Madrassa. There he has his first real experience with America-hating Muslims, and while he is there he changes his first name from Barry to Barack, in order to conceal his true American identity, and his roots. Note: I said American identity, not birthright citizenship, which is necessary in order to become the President of the United States!
From Indonausea he travels back through ‘the woods’ to Chicago, where ‘Little Red’ meets up with some pretty bad characters, I mean wolfs from ‘the Hood’, namely Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, and Tony Rezko. Under their influence, young Barack becomes a little bit of a hood himself, just in order to survive. Now, Bill Ayers knew some bigger and badder wolves, namely Saul Alinsky, and Alinsky was familiar with the writings of some even bigger and badder wolves like Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, and Antonio Grimche! These guys were the leaders of the wolf pack. And Bill Ayers got our ‘Little Red Hood’ acquainted with all of their writtings.
After a while, our young protagonísta, Barack Obama, starts to internalize everything that he has learned in the hood, and he begins to resemble all of the other big, bad wolves. When his conversion is complete, he looks remarkably like the other wolves from the hood. And he becomes a ‘Lying Red Hood’, and a big bad wolf all rolled into one!
From Chicago, ‘Little Red’ went back through ‘the woods’ to Grandmothers house to go, to see Grandma in Hawaii before she died. “My, what a big ego you have,” Grandmother said. “The better to become President with, my dear,” Barack replied. From Hawaii, Little Red Lying Hood marched off through the woods again, back to The States, with his hammer and sickle barely concealed, to Washington D.C., and right into the WhiteHouse, where in a remarkable twist of fate, Little Red Lying Hood actually devoured our Constitution, and our Bill of Rights!!! Not to mention going after everybody else’s grandmother, by calling for cuts in Medicare!
Now the only thing left to tell, is the end of the story. Will someone come along and rescue Americans from Little Red Lying Hood a.k.a. the big, bad wolf, and restore the United States Constitution and the Bill of Rights, or will Barack Hussein Obama be re-elected again in 2012?
- The End -
"A journalist has no better friend than the truth." - Scott Rohter